Craig and the camera are back. They finally got back at about 10.20pm last night. Just as The Apprentice was finishing. TALK ABOUT BAD TIMING!

Do you remember when Dad used to come home on a Friday night from Aberdeen when we lived in Edinburgh.... We'd all be watching A-Team and poor Dad never got a look in til it was finished.....!

But Dad learned through experience what macaroon and tablet in the briefcase can do. Craig didn't have any macaroon or tablet so he had to wait quietly til it was finished......'ain't getting on no plane, fool!'

The picture of Craig was taken in May last year- at Polzeath Beach (the expensive part of Cornwall where Richard and Judy, Hugh Grant etc have homes). The one of me looks like it might have been taken in St Ives, but I think it was a small village up Polzeath way. Can't remember exactly where.