Hi Mum- I didn't catch all of the broadcast made by Brand and Ross, but only the bit where they sang a song into Sach's answerphone. The lines I can remember were .....

'I did something that I shouldn't have oughta/
I slept with your grandaughter'

Not exactly going to win them any literary prizes.... (although it can be fairly tricky to find words that rhyme with granddaughter) but hardly warranting 30,000 complaints..?!!

Craig has taken pity on my rationing of radio comedy and went out and bought me Jonathon Ross's new book. Published this year, "Why did I say these things".... aptly titled given the current controversy. Or perhaps this is all part of a masterplan to sell more copies....? Or am I following in my younger brother Ross's footsteps and seeing conspiracy theories everywhere!! The book seems reasonably good so far. Its not an autobiography, but a collection of stories/observations and funny happenings in his life.

The flue for the fire arrived today! Hurrah! But they've sent us two pieces that are incorrect sizes (we needed a 5" pipe they sent us a 7"). Please insert your own joke here.